We're building a Demon Menagerie. Piggie isn't really afraid of these demons. But Piggie isn't really the sharpest tool in the shed either.
This is Folyage Eeter. It picks up trees in its mouth. It would prefer an Ent to a Piggie.
This is Flappy Flambeau. It flies above the treetops scorching things. An environmental hazard, the Ents that dwell in the Netherworld don't like it very well either.
This is Stinky. Think about its appearance and you may see why this name was chosen. This cute little stinker scares away potential ill doers far better than even the fiercest guard dog, and it never even has to get feisty! Plants like when Stinky sheds, because its cast-off skin makes good fertilizer.
This is Wolfie. Wolfie is not a demon, he's a werewolf, and a member of the Netherworld's favorite Garbage Metal band, Death Cheese.
Death Cheese are vile--very, very Vile. But not quite Vile enough to win a VILE award. The Crappy Crew have an eternal VILE award because nothing could be more vile than they are. The year before, K-Fed took the VILE award. But poor Death Cheese, no matter how vile they try to be, just can't make themselves quite measure up in the VILE department.
Wolfie still loves to perform with Death Cheese though. And he loves his fans and thanks you for stopping by today!
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